Check out these silly Valentine’s Day inspired jokes for kids. Valentine’s Day is a day to be happy, laugh, and love those around you!
Take your favorite jokes and have your kids write them on the valentines they pass out to their classmates for an extra laughs!
Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids
What did one oar say to the other?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Rugs and kisses
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny
What do you get when you cross Cupid with a baseball player?
A glover-boy
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy-love
How does a valentine act when it’s stuck in the freezer?
Cold-hearted
What did one calculator say to the other calculator?
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways!
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses
What did the boy octopus ask to the girl octopus on Valentine’s Day?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, and hand?
What does a snail call his girlfriend in February?
His valen-slime
Did you hear about the guy who promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day?
He took her to the baseball park.
What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
What did the volcano say to the hillside?
I lava you!
What did one sheep say to the other sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I love ewe!
What did the electrician say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts and watts.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any chocolates left for me?
What kid of candy is never on time?
Choco-LATE
What did the strawberry say to her valentine?
I love you berry much
What do you call birds in love?
Tweet-hearts
What kind of triangle is the most attractive?
Acute one
I hope you enjoyed these Valentine’s Day jokes for kids! Which one was your favorite? Do you have your own Valentine’s Day joke to add? Comment below!
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