Why Knock Knock Jokes for kids?
I love knock knock jokes for kids because it is usually pretty easy to find and memorize a few that you really like.
That way you’ll always have a joke in your back pocket if anyone asks!
If you’re looking for even more jokes that aren’t all of the knock knock variety, check out our popular 80+ Jokes for Kids That Are Clean and Hilarious.
CRiteria: Jokes must be clean, clever, and hilarious
As you know there are tons of jokes out there. I wrote some of these knock knock jokes for kids and also brought together the best of the best as long as they were clean, clever, and of course, hilarious!
Enjoy!
40 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ash
Ash who?
Bless You
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says
Cow says who?
No, owl says hoo.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting…. Mooooooo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police let me in, there’s a mosquito out here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it’s pointless.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate
Interrupting pir……ARRRGH!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in! We’re cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey, be a dear and make me a sandwich.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I’ll tell you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Isma
Isma who?
Isma phone around here? I can’t find it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida know. You tell me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the music. That’s my song!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
It’s butter if you don’t know.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better joke than this, but I can’t think of one.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cook
Cook who?
No, you’re coo coo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
My key won’t unlock the door, so let me in!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Will you remember me in 20 years? (yes) Will you remember me for one year? (yes) Will you remember me tomorrow? (yes) Will you remember me in 2 minutes? (yes) Okay. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
You forgot me already!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to at least open the door?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
I didn’t know you spoke owl.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita new phone. Can I have yours?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can do better.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Aww. Please don’t cry.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and I can’t get it open!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cher
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shirley
Shirley who?
Shirley you remember me, don’t you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy, once you get to know me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside. Can I come in?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hike
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked poetry.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dejav
Dejav who?
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter who than me.
Okay! I hope you enjoyed these knock knock jokes! Which was your favorite? Do you have any clean knock knock jokes for kids to add? Comment below!
If you’re looking for even more jokes check out our popular 80+ Jokes for Kids That Are Clean and Hilarious.